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Top Ten Ideas for the Empty Store Next to Quizno’s PDF Print E-mail
Written by Aaron Croy   
Oct 19, 2008 at 05:02 PM

1) Subway - So Rolla can have four and prove which is the better sub shop

2) Fast Cash - So you can pawn your car to get an Xbox 360

3) Little Louie’s - Why not put a strip club in the strip mall?

4) An Actual Music Store - So we can get music the legal way

5) Liquor Superstore - So there will be some backup assistance besides Wal-Mart over St. Pat’s

6) Chipotle - Because they are just awesome

7) A Pinball Arcade - So I can live out my dream of being a Pinball Wizard

8) Green Party Headquarters - So Green Reps can plan St. Pats

9) Starbucks - We have three Subways but no Starbucks, what the heck?

10) A Night Club for Minors - So there can be a vacancy in 3 months

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