1) “Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there. “
This brings to mind an interesting game possibility: Metal Gear Solid 5: Viscous Mosquito.  Discuss.

2) “Orangutans warn people to stay out of their territory by belching.”
Interesting, I try to do the same thing and get strange looks from people at church.  It’s only zoology people!
3)”The world’s longest game of Monopoly lasted more than 660 hours.”
Lucky them, if they would of played just six more hours Satan would have came out of the board to confiscate Park Place.
4)”According to a Harvard School of Public Health study, nearly twice as many people commit suicide in the 15 states in the US with the highest gun ownership rates than in the six states with the lowest rates.”
Perhaps it’s about time to show these “Harvard School of Public Health” studies that head butting the sidewalk to death is making a comeback.
5)”Marilyn Monroe had six toes.”
/Rethinks boyhood fantasies
/pukes