that but this would be a terrible article, and I would probably never be asked to write again. I am saying my friends suck because they point out every flaw that I have and take advantage of me. I am prompted to say this because this weekend I met several of my friends at a party, and they were being complete d-bags.

As the night progressed my “friends,” White Vest, Blue Shirt, and Grey Shirt, persuaded me that the cup that I was holding was always too empty. This should have been a sign, and I should have seen how the night was going, but decided that it was fine since it had been a fairly hard week. So as I was going to get a refill Blue Shirt went outside to supplement his nicotine addiction. Since I consider myself a nice guy and him a friend, I went outside with him. This led to me having a smoke, which is not a frequent occurrence, so it led to me coughing up a lung - and he and several other people having a laugh at my expense. Although I realize that this was my fault, I would expect a friend not to do this to me. When I went back inside, the other guys, White Vest and Grey Shirt, pointed out this extremely hot chick over at the beer pong table and told me that she came over and was asking about me. So I acted like a complete tool and went over and gave her my best Joey Tribbiani “How you doin?.” The end result of this was not a nekked chick in my bed but a hand across the face. However, this is not the piece de la resistance.  After I recovered, there was a chick I was talking to that at some point in the conversation said that I had “gorgeous blue eyes”, and as a night cap we all went out to a fine breakfast establishment. I insisted on paying for this girl’s supper/breakfast in hopes of a least getting some digits, but the end result was that she had a boyfriend. Not only did this make me look like an ass but it also diminished what little self-esteem that I had, because the multitude of people that were in attendance found out how belligerent a person can be . The thought has occurred to me that maybe I need to get new friends, or a least stop being a drunk, which is actually a problem caused by me and not my friends. Then I realized the advice came from a person that has no life and is addicted to WoW.