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The Only Ten Reasons to Miss the 101st Best Ever! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Aaron Croy   
Mar 15, 2009 at 07:35 PM

1) Death in the family.
2) Hospitalization not due to alcohol.
3) You are allergic to green.
4) To get 1 million dollars, no more, no less.
5) The movie Leprechaun scared you.
6) You have an aversion to Rolla being fun.
7) You’re thinking about transferring to Mizzou.
8) You think that Marti Gras was a big party.
9) You’re going home to see Alice.
10) You go to Ireland.

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