So the next to best ever was a blast, but like any time that I do a 12 oz curls I get work done. The work I do is subpar, and I remember this the next day. Partying last St. Pats, I did some regrettable things such as: giving beads to an engaged chick, breaking a window, getting locked out of the dorms, and making out with not one but two portly chicks not at the same time.

Needless to say, the only reason that I remember these events at all is via YouTube, Facebook, and drunken notes. Actually that is how I am going to record The Best Ever – drunken notes. I may carry a steno pad around where ever I go. Another thing I would like to try is getting a breathalyzer and recording my BAC to see if I am party hardy, or acting like a Mizzou student. With the combination of the steno pad and the breathalyzer I might just record the data and input it into Excel. That is an engineer’s job, right? Putting data into Excel and letting it do all the work?  (If you can’t do that you might want to transfer to E-Man.) So if you are a sober cell, I’m sorry. Not only do you have to be serious, but you will more than likely have to deal with drunken idiots trying to carry on a conversation with you.