Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
Being the nice guy I am, and realizing digesting your own stomach doesn’t fit into your “diet”, I am willing to help you ladies by offering you some of my saliva, for your health ;)

-Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt.
Did I mention that I wasn’t a bad kisser either?
-The collecting of beer mats (coasters) is called tegestology.
Let be known that from now on my “skills” in my resume will list “tegestology research assistant”
-The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
Hooray Natural Selection!
-If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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