10) You can yell at people you will never see again. 9) Other people see your motions and laugh. 8) You get use insults that you haven’t used since the second grade. 7) It is usually directed to a redneck with no signal lights, and old people. 6) When driving through western Kansas road rage is directed toward yourself. 5) It is the only thing that gets worse with music. 4) You get to release other frustrations. 3) Any word becomes an expletive. 2) The news thinks that it is a serious problem. 1) Some other person is saying the same thing to you.
It truly was amazing! A funny clown named “Chuckles” who had the ability to do somersaults while spitting out plumes of fire, to the cheers of hundreds in the crowd. There was a dwarfed individual there that was able to beat everyone in arm wrestling, only to amaze us by dead lifting 500 lbs. Then the event finished with a tantalizing, masked seductress, who to our surprise removed her mask to reveal she was none other than the bearded lady.
We have joined the bandwagon, along with sites such as Flikr and wikiHow. What does this mean for you? Nothing, probably. We are using are using an Attribution Non-Commercial, which means you can now legally send your friend a copy of the Mineshaft, or send a story, but you need to say where this came from. Really, there is no change for most of you; but we decided that since we were already doing this anyway, might as well make it official.